Welcome to your dark side.

You're not a bad person. You're a person who sometimes wants to throw their laptop out the window during a meeting. This journal is for the parts of you that are tired of pretending everything is fine.

What this is

No meditation. No affirmations.

Just you, being honest with yourself on paper.

Track your shadow.

Short episodes you fill in when something gets under your skin.

Find the pattern.

Every 13 episodes – a review page. That's where the real stuff lives.

For people who...
  • ...would never buy a "gratitude journal"
  • ...are tired of toxic positivity
  • ...smile politely while thinking something deeply impolite
  • ...want to understand themselves without turning it into homework
  • ...are curious about the parts of themselves they've been trained to hide
Evil wisdom

Your shadow isn't the enemy. It's the part of you that got tired of being polite.

Anger is just passion that hasn't found its direction yet.

The loudest emotion in the room is usually the most scared.

Behind every 'I'm fine' there's something that isn't fine at all.

Envy is your ambition in disguise. Take off the mask and act.

What you suppress doesn't disappear. It waits for the right moment.

A peek inside

65 two-page episodes. 5 Shadow Reports every 13 episodes to surface patterns.

Evil Wisdom scattered throughout – not exercises, just things to sit with.

A sealed page at the end. You'll know when you get there.

FAQ

Who is this for?

People who are curious about themselves but allergic to self-help language. If you've ever rolled your eyes at a "gratitude journal" but also secretly wondered what's going on inside your head – this is for you.

How is this different from regular journaling?

Regular journals give you an empty page. This one gives you structure – specific prompts that pull out the parts of a moment you'd usually skip past. It's the difference between "tell me about your day" and a good friend asking the right question.

Do I have to write in it every day?

No. There are no streaks, no reminders, no guilt. You write when something actually happens – an argument, an irritation, a weirdly strong reaction to something small. Some weeks you'll write five episodes. Some weeks none. Both are fine.

Is this a therapy journal?

No. It's a self-reflection tool with a sense of humor. If you need actual therapy, go get actual therapy. This works alongside, not instead.

Is "evil" meant literally?

No. "Evil" here is the stuff we all carry – anger, envy, pettiness, the voice we've been told to silence. Giving it a playful name is easier than giving it a lecture.

How much will it cost?

Around $14.99 on Amazon. A bit less if you buy directly from evilin.me when it launches – that's one of the perks of being on this list.

Join the waitlist

The journal launches in Q3 2026.
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